Welcome to la authentic francais accent translatair!

Now you too can speak english wiv an authéntic francais accent! Just taype what you went to sai below een ze text box below and clik le magic button to transfairm eet into an authéntic francais diailéct!

Why did you build this?!?

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Disclaimer: In all seriousness I actually have nothing against the country of France and its people, this is just a bit of fun and if anything this is actually a poor reflection on the British for getting their kicks out of mocking the French accent.