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Wélcome to ze authéntic francais accent translatair!

Now you too can speak english wiv an authéntic francais accént! Just taype what you wént to sai below een la text box below and clik la magic button to transfairm eet into an authentic francais diailect!

Why did you build this?!?

Enter the text you want to turn French below:


 
Now you can speak just like Inspector Clouseau from the Pink Panther films! Now you can speak just like Renee from 'Allo 'Allo!