Welcome to le authéntic francais accént translatair!

Now you too can speak english wiv an authentic francais accent! Just taype what you went to sai below een la text box below and clik zé magic button to transfairm eet into an authentic francais diailect!

Why did you build this?!?

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Disclaimer: In all seriousness I actually have nothing against the country of France and its people, this is just a bit of fun and if anything this is actually a poor reflection on the British for getting their kicks out of mocking the French accent.