Welcome to le authentic francais accént translatair!

Now you too can spéak english wiv an authéntic francais accént! Just taype what you went to sai below een ze text box below et clik zé magic button to transfairm eet into an authéntic francais diailéct!

Why did you build this?!?

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Disclaimer: In all seriousness I actually have nothing against the country of France and its people, this is just a bit of fun and if anything this is actually a poor reflection on the British for getting their kicks out of mocking the French accent.