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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 1.04 Undercit

The area beneath the plates was now known unofficially as ‘Undercit’, derived from the literal term ‘under city’. The name and the town itself was unsanctioned by the City of Light for the simple yet unusual ruling by the city’s government that anything below 200ft of the City of Light’s…

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October 13, 2013 at 9:14 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 1.03 The City of Light

The City of Light

The city as a whole was unlike any other created by man. It bloomed upwards from the barren Dustlands like a mechanical tree, the trunk consisting of four colossal pipes that groped towards the sky, each pipe harbouring vital sustenance – water, communication systems and, arguably the most important of…

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October 12, 2013 at 9:27 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 1.02 Dogs of War

Silverton Salmanic

“…Purposeless destruction.” The man held a casual air of quiet displeasure, because he was far too well-bred to be annoyed. Rarely reaching an emotion level beyond mild irritation was a perk of being the wealthiest man on Lusinia. He sat back in his stuffed leather armchair and sipped from the…

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October 11, 2013 at 12:00 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 1.01 Galitions

Far away from this vast expanse of nothingness, past asteroid belts, nebulas, entire star systems and other heavenly bodies, on the other side of the galaxy was a far more chaotic region of space. The galaxy is a large place. There are so many stars, moons and solar systems that…

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October 10, 2013 at 8:49 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 1.00 Things Happen

THE MERCENARIES’ TALE Things happen. It is not a particularly eloquent phrase, neither is it one that is particularly thought out. It might be the summary of musings from a drunk, whimsical from the ambience brought to the mind via their coveted idol alcohol, or the dismissal of a philosopher…

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October 9, 2013 at 9:40 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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