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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.06 Mingling Mercs

Doug

There was some time to spare before they were due to meet Annie and her crew so the mercs undertook all the little tasks they knew were required when embarking on a job; the little everyday things that might not be possible for a while. They cleaned themselves, prepared their…

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July 25, 2022 at 3:55 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.05 Tooling Up

Doug's Flamin' Beard

Harper was the first to approach Doug. She gave him a friendly pat on the back as she drew level with him, the merc straightening up having finished his plundering of Mad Dog’s wallet and valuables. “Nice one, mate!” she complimented him as she passed, making her way over to…

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July 5, 2014 at 12:04 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Hitman’s Tale – 1.01 Hitman for Hire

Acheron and Tartarus

“…And that’s why I’m here,” Joe was currently sitting in the most ramshackle office he had ever seen. The place was built out of various pieces of scrap iron, stolen breeze blocks and sheer hope that it wouldn’t fall in on itself. It certainly wasn’t up to code – all…

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April 27, 2014 at 9:32 pm | The Hitman's Tale | No comment

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The Hitman’s Tale – 1.00 The End of the Dalminetti Mafia

Joe Leaves

The Hitman’s Tale: Act One A New Path Imagine a sprawling city, light glistening off of skyscrapers and office blocks as the sun rises over the horizon, ushering in a new day. Cars are already beginning to beetle along the many roads and highways that criss-cross the city, the population…

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March 31, 2014 at 6:46 pm | The Hitman's Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.04 Mad Dog at the Monkey’s Jewel

Mad Dog and Blaise

“Harper, right? The ‘Definetely-Not-A-Church-Of-Mekanik-Not-Job’ chick?” Doug asked as he surveyed Harper. She was short and muscular, still wearing combats and a combat vest. Her hair’s highlights looked a vivid violet in the sunlight. “Please, my friends call me Nutjob Chick,” she winked at him, causing a chuckle. “So you took…

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February 25, 2014 at 12:00 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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