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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.05 Tooling Up

Doug's Flamin' Beard

Harper was the first to approach Doug. She gave him a friendly pat on the back as she drew level with him, the merc straightening up having finished his plundering of Mad Dog’s wallet and valuables. “Nice one, mate!” she complimented him as she passed, making her way over to…

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July 5, 2014 at 12:04 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.04 Mad Dog at the Monkey’s Jewel

Mad Dog and Blaise

“Harper, right? The ‘Definetely-Not-A-Church-Of-Mekanik-Not-Job’ chick?” Doug asked as he surveyed Harper. She was short and muscular, still wearing combats and a combat vest. Her hair’s highlights looked a vivid violet in the sunlight. “Please, my friends call me Nutjob Chick,” she winked at him, causing a chuckle. “So you took…

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February 25, 2014 at 12:00 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 2.03 Clandestine Meetings

Doug's New (Old) Arm

Doug and Blaise don’t even need to know, reasoned Gratin as he hovered over the rooftops, peering occasionally into the streets below to find his bearings. The untrained acolytes of the Galactic Finders had been fairly active in their hunt for Gratin in Galmanoc, but he’d quickly noted that they…

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February 1, 2014 at 2:48 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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