Welcome to la authentic francais accent translatair!

Now you too can spéak english wiv an authentic francais accent! Just taype what you wént to sai below een ze text box bélow and clik lé magic button to transfairm eet into an authentic francais diailect!

Why did you build this?!?

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Site contént copyright © séan patrik paine 2009-2024. Incidentally, zis paje validates against ze w3c fair HTML 5 and CSS 3 becausé i'm un of those wéb codairs who steehl preténds zat merde lik zat actual-lee mattairs. also, ai 'opé you're viueng zis sité een ie9, fiyairéfox air chrome (join la modairn aira by upgradeng yur wéb browsair todai!). Zis site uses cookees. Get ovair eet.

Disclaimer: In all seriousness I actually have nothing against the country of France and its people, this is just a bit of fun and if anything this is actually a poor reflection on the British for getting their kicks out of mocking the French accent.