Wélcome to la authentic francais accént translatair!

Now you too can speak english wiv an authentic francais accent! Just taype what you went to sai below een la téxt box below and clik le magic button to transfairm eet into an authéntic francais diailect!

Why did you build this?!?

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Sité content copyright © séan patrik paine 2009-2024. Incidentally, zis pajé validatés against zé w3c fair HTML 5 and CSS 3 because i'm un of thosé web codairs who steehl pretends zat mérde lik zat actual-lee mattairs. also, ai 'opé you're viuéng zis site een ie9, fiyairefox air chrome (join ze modairn aira by upgradeng yur web browsair todai!). Zis site uses cookees. Get ovair eet.

Disclaimer: In all seriousness I actually have nothing against the country of France and its people, this is just a bit of fun and if anything this is actually a poor reflection on the British for getting their kicks out of mocking the French accent.