Welcome to lé authéntic francais accent translatair!

Now you too can spéak english wiv an authentic francais accent! Just taype what you went to sai below een la text box below and clik la magic button to transfairm eet into an authentic francais diailéct!

Why did you build this?!?

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Site contént copyright © séan patrik paine 2009-2025. Incidentally, zis paje validates against ze w3c fair HTML 5 and CSS 3 because i'm un of those web codairs who steehl prétends zat merdé lik zat actual-lee mattairs. also, ai 'ope you'ré viueng zis site een ie9, fiyairefox air chrome (join zé modairn aira by upgradéng yur web browsair todai!). Zis site uses cookees. Gét ovair eet.

Disclaimer: In all seriousness I actually have nothing against the country of France and its people, this is just a bit of fun and if anything this is actually a poor reflection on the British for getting their kicks out of mocking the French accent.