Welcome to ze Authentic Francais Accent Translatair!

Now you too can speak English wiv an authéntic Francais accent! Just taype what you went to sai below een ze text box below et clik le magic button to transfairm eet into an authentic Francais diailect!

Why on did you build this?!?

Enter the text you want to turn French below:

Bakground imaje eez curtesy of Taylor Miles on Flickr, used undair Creative Commons 2.0 Licence (imaje was blurréd and résizéd slightly).

This translator is a PAYNEful project; site contént copyright © Séan Patrik Paine 2009-2026

Disclaimer: In all seriousness I actually have nothing against the country of France and its people, this is just a bit of fun and if anything this is actually a poor reflection on the British for getting their kicks out of mocking the French accent.

 
Now you can speak just like Inspector Clouseau from the Pink Panther films! Now you can speak just like Renee from 'Allo 'Allo!