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The Mercenaries’ Tale

Follow the adventures of Doug McCracken the ex-soldier, Blaise the gunslinger and Gratin the mage as they take on a job for Salmanic Inc, the biggest corporation on their planet. Little do they know that the job may very well prove to be their last…

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 3.06 Bowels of the Plant

They eventually landed on top of the lift, the platform fading from existence. Gratin nearly doubled over, breathing heavily, beads of sweat running down his jawline. “You alright there mate?” Doug inquired, patting the mage on the back. Gratin straightened himself up, nodding despite his breath yet to even out….

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September 17, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 3.07 On the Ropes

“Shit, where’s she gone?” the others turned to realise that they had all been so caught up in the revelation of what the power source actually was that they had lost track of the scouse. Gratin quickly refocused himself. “She is still in the other room, albeit on the move,”…

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September 24, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 3.08 Doug Rides Again

The other two mercenaries attempted to rush forward to catch their friend but were dissuaded as the G-men trained their guns on them. “The fuck did you do to Gratin?!” yelled Doug, focusing on the one thing that mattered through the haze of brain-needles. “GR4-71N is ours, I suggest you…

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October 1, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 3.09 A Simple Request

“Ingrates! Cretins! Morons! What the hell do I pay you people for?!” Silverton Salmanic hollered in anger as he slammed his fists onto his mahogany desk, spittle flying from his mouth with each insult. His bionic eye reacted to his mood, an ominous red glow emitting from it as his…

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.01 Gratin’s Story

Tales of Sin, The Mercenaries’ Tale: Act Four Polaris “…How droll. The three of you here, and you each believe that together you might have the slightest of chances of overcoming me…” There was the low groan of an engine and the sound of music. Those were the first things…

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