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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.18 Monster Mash

The Mercs tried backing up but the alcove was lacking in space. They found themselves only able to press up against Dr Käsehändler with their weapons at the ready, the scientist whimpering behind them. The Sisters were studying the trio, their sunken eyes sweeping up and down every bloodstain and…

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February 11, 2023 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.17 Transformation

The Central Hub was a large reception area one would typically expect to find in a scientific institution. It was a round room, a reception desk at its centre flanked by an identical set of spiral staircases that led to the upper floors, their design intending to invoke images of…

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February 4, 2023 at 12:01 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.16 Cold War

Abaddon came to a halt mid free-fall, fighting gravity to stabilise himself. He had mere seconds to find his bearings, a jet of green flame blasting up from below. Abaddon barrel-rolled to the side and summoned a shield to protect himself from a barrage of blasts that were being flung…

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January 28, 2023 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.15 Warehouse Inferno

Kate had never ran so fast in her life. She could feel the heat baring down on her. The ends of her hair were singeing. Sweat was pouring out of her at an alarming rate. Her sides were aching over how much she was pushing herself to keep moving. Staying…

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January 21, 2023 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.14 Gratin’s Journey

Gratin’s journey through the facility was similar to his friends’ with the one exception being that the anti-magic signal accompanied him throughout. The others regained the use of their faculties the moment they left the vicinity of the mage, Gratin being the focal point the sound wave was produced from….

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January 14, 2023 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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