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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.03 The Mercs Take Flight

The inside of the craft wasn’t particularly impressive. In total there was only three rooms on the vessel: the cockpit, the hold and a modest toilet about the size of a cupboard. The hold was bare aside from the two benches that lined the outer walls and a small display…

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October 29, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.02 The Flying Hound

It took another 30 minutes before the airfield came into view. There was a small settlement attached; a number of houses, a diner and a fuel station being scattered around the strip. The residents ignored the car as it pulled up, coming to a stop outside the diner, only two…

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October 22, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.01 Gratin’s Story

Tales of Sin, The Mercenaries’ Tale: Act Four Polaris “…How droll. The three of you here, and you each believe that together you might have the slightest of chances of overcoming me…” There was the low groan of an engine and the sound of music. Those were the first things…

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October 15, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 3.09 A Simple Request

“Ingrates! Cretins! Morons! What the hell do I pay you people for?!” Silverton Salmanic hollered in anger as he slammed his fists onto his mahogany desk, spittle flying from his mouth with each insult. His bionic eye reacted to his mood, an ominous red glow emitting from it as his…

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October 8, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 3.08 Doug Rides Again

The other two mercenaries attempted to rush forward to catch their friend but were dissuaded as the G-men trained their guns on them. “The fuck did you do to Gratin?!” yelled Doug, focusing on the one thing that mattered through the haze of brain-needles. “GR4-71N is ours, I suggest you…

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October 1, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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