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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.14 Gratin’s Journey

Gratin’s journey through the facility was similar to his friends’ with the one exception being that the anti-magic signal accompanied him throughout. The others regained the use of their faculties the moment they left the vicinity of the mage, Gratin being the focal point the sound wave was produced from….

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January 14, 2023 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.08 Scouting

By the time the boys awoke, Kate had already been up for an hour. She’d showered and had borrowed Julia’s digibook to check the news feeds. A quick check of the barmaid’s feed history only led to a few videos of makeup tutorials, some blogs about celebrity gossip and some…

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December 3, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 3.09 A Simple Request

“Ingrates! Cretins! Morons! What the hell do I pay you people for?!” Silverton Salmanic hollered in anger as he slammed his fists onto his mahogany desk, spittle flying from his mouth with each insult. His bionic eye reacted to his mood, an ominous red glow emitting from it as his…

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October 8, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 3.08 Doug Rides Again

The other two mercenaries attempted to rush forward to catch their friend but were dissuaded as the G-men trained their guns on them. “The fuck did you do to Gratin?!” yelled Doug, focusing on the one thing that mattered through the haze of brain-needles. “GR4-71N is ours, I suggest you…

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October 1, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 3.07 On the Ropes

“Shit, where’s she gone?” the others turned to realise that they had all been so caught up in the revelation of what the power source actually was that they had lost track of the scouse. Gratin quickly refocused himself. “She is still in the other room, albeit on the move,”…

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September 24, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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