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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.10 Questions and Answers

The lumber mill was situated on the main road leading into this side of the town, it being the first thing anyone entering the township would see. The world beyond this entrance was dominated by forest which fed the logging industry which in turn supplied the construction company that was…

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December 17, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 4.03 The Mercs Take Flight

The inside of the craft wasn’t particularly impressive. In total there was only three rooms on the vessel: the cockpit, the hold and a modest toilet about the size of a cupboard. The hold was bare aside from the two benches that lined the outer walls and a small display…

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October 29, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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Mercenaries’ Tale – 3.09 A Simple Request

“Ingrates! Cretins! Morons! What the hell do I pay you people for?!” Silverton Salmanic hollered in anger as he slammed his fists onto his mahogany desk, spittle flying from his mouth with each insult. His bionic eye reacted to his mood, an ominous red glow emitting from it as his…

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October 8, 2022 at 12:01 am | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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The Hitman’s Tale – 1.00 The End of the Dalminetti Mafia

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The Hitman’s Tale: Act One A New Path Imagine a sprawling city, light glistening off of skyscrapers and office blocks as the sun rises over the horizon, ushering in a new day. Cars are already beginning to beetle along the many roads and highways that criss-cross the city, the population…

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March 31, 2014 at 6:46 pm | The Hitman's Tale | No comment

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The Mercenaries’ Tale – 1.02 Dogs of War

Silverton Salmanic

“…Purposeless destruction.” The man held a casual air of quiet displeasure, because he was far too well-bred to be annoyed. Rarely reaching an emotion level beyond mild irritation was a perk of being the wealthiest man on Lusinia. He sat back in his stuffed leather armchair and sipped from the…

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October 11, 2013 at 12:00 pm | The Mercenaries' Tale | No comment

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