Spammers Say the Creepiest Things

CreepyBot image courtesy of Sam Dyer.

Last year I posited that, amongst all the terrible Engrish and awful crap that spambots generated, some of it was genuinely poetic.

Since then I’ve noticed another trend from spambots – I’ve received emails and I’ve seen comments that look like they’ve been scraped completely out of context from a Creepypasta wiki. If you don’t know what Creepypasta is, it’s basically a short story designed to creep the reader out, ideally read in the darkness of night. I’ve even had a bash at writing one myself¹.

Given that October is the month of Halloween, I present here a collection of spam that has appeared either in my inbox or as comments on various sites². I assure you that there’s no context for each entry either – they were without context when they arrived!

Much like the spambot poetry post, I’ll update this page with new entries if any more interestingly creepy ones appear in my inbox. Assuming I don’t die within seven days of their arrival, obviously.

How prepared are you?

He admits they are his good luck charm but only tells Kelly he says if he tells the boys they will mess it up. While there, flocks of birds start attacking individuals for no apparent reason. The actual mayor is Mr. Is a country where divine thunder spontaneously blazes. Elizabeth McCune had as many diversified interests as her husband had.

Japanese architects and is currently based in Tokyo. Therefore, he dresses in full gypsy attire and travels on a donkey to a local gypsy camp in order to best observe them. Peninsulas during the 19th century. June 13, 1994, in the United States. Open, the first golfer to win both the British and U.

Appeal of Frontier Constr. After some deliberation, she decides to activate the weapon to kill Graydon. Hear the performance of the Op. No one is sure what caused him to stand firm during his final arrest. TV sets, along with other transmitter components.

Kris Millegan, who wrote a book on the society in 2003. A Shiamak Style class involves strength and flexibility based warm ups, passes and dance routines. Light from both planets and stars can suffer from scintillation. Eventually the exception became the rule and Jack Pittman somewhere along the line officially became the groups baritone singer. East to the borders of the States of Bonai, Pallahara and Anugul in the West.

However there is information that the area could have been inhabited by native groups around 1300 BC. Archibald Phillips built his home across from the south corner where Andersonville Road meets Dixie Highway. Ten Commandments belong to the natural law. Latin records in various forms. Everett was down twice in the 2nd round, and one more time in the 3rd when the referee stopped the fight.

PA operates three adventure learning centres in Singapore, with two centres at Pulau Ubin and one at East Coast Park. In 1794, the Chikamaka towns of Running Water and Nickajack were destroyed by a force led by Major James Ore. Internal affairs agencies may compel the departure of foreign clergy by denying registrations and stay permits. Declaration of Gennifer G. The village was founded in 1758.

I have no idea what this is. I’m not sure I entirely want to know what the intent is behind it. The line about birds attacking people chills me, as does the lines regarding a man dressing up as a gypsy and the bit about “a weapon to kill Graydon”. It sounds like someone regurgitating aggregated information randomly chewed out of the web. The kind of thing you’d expect the corrupted Colonel to exposit in the final act of Metal Gear Solid 2…

The point is, it doesn’t read naturally.

Hello

Majella anticline can be regarded as a partially filled oil reservoir. February, October, November 2006 and January 2007. He was the first ESU student ever to place in the competition for entrance into the Tin House Writers Workshop.

Hi there

The Military World games, World badminton championships were conducted here recently at Gachibowli and many more. Frais was forced to retreat. Congress in the 1990s and again in 2006.

Hi there

His connections were left to decide on One Man’s target for the 1998 Cheltenham Festival. Holly and Bonnie, and a son, William Grant Keays, who died at six hours old on 1 November 2003. He was buried at Rock Creek Cemetery of Grinnell.

These were a series of emails, each succinct and mysterious. I can almost imagine them being generated from a secret coding device. or one of those wavelengths you hear stories about. The last one does actually reference this tragic story that happened.

Pascoe Vale South had a population of 8702.

According to their own traditions, they came to Ireland via Britain. There are 13 species worldwide, 3 of which occur in France. The group has urged action based on eight principles. I look forward to proving more theorems.

Belle gave birth to a male calf, and, following a contest, he was named Packy. The manager was told that this would be taken into consideration and he would be called back.

I for one do not like big guns, just big bullets. He returned to the world championship in 2009 but was beaten in the first round again. Daniel frequently, and to have persuaded Arthur Miller to reunite with his adult son.

I can only hope that Belle was a cow, and not a person. Why she would need a manager, I’ve no idea.

Latvians had already been baptized.

Vine Street just around the corner from Hollywood Boulevard. Arashi, but the latter is stopped by Sorata. John Ramsbottom at the LNWR locomotive works at Crewe. Stoddard was born at Homer, Courtland Co.

It works for me on both levels. A7 surround the plaza.

ISSB board for four days. The tour took place at Zepp Tokyo, Nagoya, Osaka and was the first time they embarked on a joint tour. More recently, officials at the caverns had announced plans to expand the attractions offered by the caverns.

Why do I get the feeling this could double as a message intercepted from a military base?

Nelson and van Hoften repair the captured Solar Maximum Mission Satellite.

In this building goods and minerals were transferred to and from the many working canal boats servicing local industry. Evidence of this kind can be represented by a sample proposition.

This town is situated on National Highway No. Mexicans were opposed to Santa Anna’s regime, but felt loyal to Mexico and its 1824 constitution.

Ontario, Canada as well as Eastern Cape Province, South Africa. In addition to athletics programs, Lamar competes in UIL Academics, Academic Decathlon, and many fine arts activities.

The participation fees have also yet to be paid. The Beavers only managed to cross the 50 three times. G Trophy in August 2002.

The Solar Maximum Mission was a real thing, as for the rest I’ve no idea.

I have picked you for a project.

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You ever get the feeling that the “project” might be “self-sacrifice” and that the person represents a death cult? I’m as equally worried that they only managed to type the letter “o” in the body before they had to send the message…

Purchase#: 9275

Outside the diner, dull colors predominate, as might be expected at night. White House South Side Comparison. The pupa is found in the mine without a cocoon. Mall shows were held nationwide to promote these albums. He also released two live albums, both recorded in Japan, featuring the Jazz Expressions. He scored 5 goals in 69 Premier League games between 1995 and 1997. Lord Lyne listened and accepted his fate, for what could he do if it was indeed God’s will. Leeds adopted the home colours of Huddersfield for their first home kit. This summons his men. Gaga started singing the song, while moving around in choreographed dance moves. At Haddenham, the railway makes a severe branch to the north. Cape Verde from 1960 to 1972. 55cdfbd6e468f45a97111c0a8de2d719ad0da3562225a3cc8c08f756 She is condescending towards ayakashi and, unlike Yuto, is fully trained in her Demon Slayer heritage.

This one came as an attachment on a message. The message it was attached to was creepy, but only in the sense that it was advertising for cheap foreign wives. My favourite picks from this passage are the cryptic one about a pupa without a cocoon, Lord Lyne “accepting his fate”, Leeds adopting a different colour scheme causing someone to “summon their men”, and that last bit about demon slaying. All in all, is this some sort of list of signs of the apocalypse? And who bought this mysterious package of omens?

That’s all for now, folks.

Post by Sean Patrick Payne+ | October 4, 2014 at 12:00 pm | Spammers, Technology | No comment

Tags: creepypasta, spam, spambots