
As a die-hard James Bond fan, one of the biggest struggles is coming to terms with one of the larger ever-present issues the franchise has: continuity. If that’s a foreign word to you, it refers to how a work of fiction progresses as a whole. For example, Doctor Who has…
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May 23, 2015 at 10:00 am | Films, James Bond, Video Games | No comment
Tags: 007, 007 Legends, Doctor Who, GoldenEye, Goldfinger, James Bond, That bloody Aston Martin DB5

I’ve had a bit of dabbling with reading and interpreting text using PHP recently, specifically for two personal projects: A “translator” that reads in text and converts it to “fake French” (in the style of other silly “translators”). A simple application that reads and organises HTML bookmark files (as in…
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May 15, 2015 at 7:00 pm | Articles, Portfolio and Work, Projects, Projects, Technology | No comment
Tags: HTML, parsing, PHP, Please don't hate me for my horrible code, regex

Sometimes I get really specific problems that nobody else really gets. For instance, I have a comic character who speaks in a stereotypical fake French accent and I find that sort of thing hard to write, so I built a translator to turn perfectly good English into fake French. On…
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May 10, 2015 at 4:56 pm | Projects, Technology | No comment
Tags: HTML bookmark sorting, I have way too much time on my hands