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Trophy Hunter’s Club: The System

TALLY HO! I ALMOST HAVE THE PLAT!

In which Sean completely misses the point in what a hobby is supposed to be.

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January 4, 2020 at 1:45 pm | Trophy Hunter's Club, Video Games | No comment

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Hitman Characters Long Overdue for a Hit

I love the Hitman series of games. If you don’t know what the Hitman games are about, I wrote a “quick start” guide on the series that you can read by clicking this link right here. The Hitman games aren’t really about plot. The plot in a Hitman game is…

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March 22, 2019 at 5:00 pm | Articles, Video Games | No comment

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The Saga of People Keep Using My Smegging Email Address to Sign up to Stuff

Angry Ralph

I have one of those email addresses that’s generic enough to be accidentally entered as I signed up for it with a particular service back when they first launched their email service. Without typing it out for all the world to see, it’s basically my name. It’s such a generic…

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December 28, 2018 at 10:30 pm | Real Life, Technology | No comment

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Stuff I Did at Uni: Digital Media Project

Labb Rat Concept Image

I’ve been meaning to archive a lot of my university stuff for a long time. While horrendously outdated, it certainly provides a lot of insight into how my brain handles education and, who knows, maybe someone can benefit from my university coursework? The digital media project was the final year…

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July 29, 2018 at 5:00 pm | Articles, Portfolio and Work, University Work, Video Games | No comment

Johnny

Johnny

The following is an extract from Tales of Sin: The Mercenaries’ Tale, a story that is currently a work-in-progress. The story takes place in a science-fiction setting so please excuse any terms that may seem oddly out of place in this story that could otherwise take place in our world,…

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October 31, 2017 at 6:00 pm | Halloween | No comment

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How to Get Discworld Noir Working on Windows 10

Lewton

…or potentially any modern computer, for that matter! EDIT 26/01/20: this post is wrong. While it provides a method of running Discworld Noir, it’s not the best way to run it in Windows 10. No, there’s a fix for the executable file that some clever bugger came up with that…

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June 15, 2017 at 10:30 pm | Articles, Computer and Program Fixes, Video Games | 6 comments

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The Beginning of the End – a Review of Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

MGSV

My name is Big Boss. It’s night time and I’m skulking through a village in Afghanistan occupied by Soviet forces. At least, I think I’m Big Boss. I’ve just come out of a 9-year coma and there were some strange things that went on at the hospital when I woke…

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April 30, 2017 at 12:00 pm | Reviews, Video Games | No comment

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A Tribute to Grandads

Not a Granddad (Yet)

I’ve reached a milestone in my life recently: both of my grandfathers passed away within months of each other. There’s been no massive amounts of sadness on my part, but there has been a lot of guilt niggling at the back of my head because it seems that my values…

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February 8, 2017 at 11:00 pm | Real Life | No comment

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The Hungry Games

The Hungry Games

There’s a chap called Brant Steele who made a Hunger Games simulator1. You can play it at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames. I’ve seen a fair few runs of the simulator crop up on Tumblr (the one with Sonic the Hedgehog characters comes to mind) and I fancied a crack at it myself. I…

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January 21, 2017 at 12:00 am | Batman, Characters, Death Battle!, James Bond | No comment

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So You’ve Emailed the Wrong Email Address

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Hi there! You’ve possibly been sent an email from a chap called Sean which contains a link to this web page. Let me explain. I received your email. Your email has been successfully delivered to Sean Patrick Payne. If that’s who you were aiming to send it to, then congratulations!…

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January 7, 2017 at 11:39 am | Real Life, Technology | No comment

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