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Die Another Day Is the Darkest James Bond Film of All

Die Another Day - Dream Mask

Die Another Day was possibly one of the worst James Bond films ever made1. In attempting to tip a hat and slyly nod to previous James Bond films, it turned into a camp over-the-top monstrosity, bloated with smug performances and a plot that wouldn’t look out of place in a…

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July 25, 2015 at 10:00 am | Films, James Bond | No comment

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The PAYNEful Portfolio – Creating a New YouTube Subscription Feed (or How to Replace Your YouTube Subscription Feed Now Google Has Ditched It)

YouTube RSS

Note: if you’re looking for code, there’s a link at the bottom of this article where you can get a copy. This article just explains what the code does. About a year ago, Google mentioned casually that they would be getting rid of YouTube subscription feeds1. Earlier this year they…

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July 3, 2015 at 11:00 am | Articles, Portfolio and Work, Projects, Projects, Technology | No comment

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Ten Years in the Making – the Mediocre Origins of Detulux Incorporated (Part 1)

Detulux Incorporated

Ten years ago this day, I uploaded a comic strip to my new DeviantArt1 account. It was to be my first foray into producing comics online. Detulux Incorporated follows the misadventures of Mr. Pain, a white-suited bespectacled arms dealer and his team of misfit henchmen and mercenaries as they find…

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June 25, 2015 at 12:00 pm | Detulux Inc. Retrospective, Podcasts, Villains | No comment

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Random Guesswork: E3 2015

E3

E31 took place this week, and it was probably the best in terms of announcements for the last two or three years. Game critics are remaining sceptical about some of the announcements, but that’s their job – allow the rest of us to revel in the joy of some of…

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June 20, 2015 at 11:39 am | Random Guesswork, Technology, Video Games | 2 comments

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Manchild at Play: LEGO Batmobile and Riddler Racer (Featuring the Flash, Because Why Not?)

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I turned 27 this year, officially placing me in the “adult” end of my twenties. So what did I receive for my birthday from my beloved girlfriend? LEGO, of course! Having received a Joker steamroller previously, and also coming into possession of a LEGO version of the Penguin1, the only…

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June 13, 2015 at 6:34 pm | Batman, LEGO, Manchild at Play (Toys) | No comment

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James Bond Isn’t a Timelord

Bond 50 Lineup

As a die-hard James Bond fan, one of the biggest struggles is coming to terms with one of the larger ever-present issues the franchise has: continuity. If that’s a foreign word to you, it refers to how a work of fiction progresses as a whole. For example, Doctor Who has…

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May 23, 2015 at 10:00 am | Films, James Bond, Video Games | No comment

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The PAYNEful Portfolio – On Parsing Text and HTML with PHP

Parsing Projects

I’ve had a bit of dabbling with reading and interpreting text using PHP recently, specifically for two personal projects: A “translator” that reads in text and converts it to “fake French” (in the style of other silly “translators”). A simple application that reads and organises HTML bookmark files (as in…

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May 15, 2015 at 7:00 pm | Articles, Portfolio and Work, Projects, Projects, Technology | No comment

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Bookmark Hoarding Is a Serious Condition – Let Me Help You with That!

Bookmarks

Sometimes I get really specific problems that nobody else really gets. For instance, I have a comic character who speaks in a stereotypical fake French accent and I find that sort of thing hard to write, so I built a translator to turn perfectly good English into fake French. On…

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May 10, 2015 at 4:56 pm | Projects, Technology | No comment

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Random Guesswork: Batman v Superman Is the Film We Need but Not the One We Deserve

Batman vs Superman TDKR

The new trailer for Batman v Superman was leaked online this week and it looks pretty good. Zack Snyder1 did the clever social media-savvy thing and dropped a high-definition version of the trailer shortly afterwards. #BatmanvSuperman #NotBlurry #NotPirated https://t.co/6twr1oFBvr — ZackSnyder (@ZackSnyder) April 17, 2015 Reactions have been mixed apparently….

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April 18, 2015 at 2:08 pm | Batman, Films, Random Guesswork | No comment

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Manchild at Play: Arkham City Clayface

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In my quest to buy every single action figure DC Collectibles pumps out that’s based around the Batman “Arkhamverse” video games, I have so far managed to buy a giant alligator man, a steroid Joker and a colossal zombie. When Solomon Grundy turned up in the mail, I joked that…

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April 4, 2015 at 11:21 am | Action Figures, Batman, Manchild at Play (Toys) | No comment

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