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The Year in Blogs: 2013

2013 – the year I moved out of my parent’s house and didn’t write about James Bond (unlike last year). Here’s a round-up of what was on my mind throughout the annual rotation of the planet around the Sun. Why Hitman: Absolution Isn’t Quite Right – 02/01 Having received the…

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January 1, 2014 at 12:00 pm | The Year in Blogs | No comment

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Manchild at Play: Jokermania

1966 Joker in box.

I’ve always had a little bit of an obsession with Batman, particularly when it comes to the Joker. I don’t know why I’ve always had this fascination with the purple-dressed pale-faced psychopath, especially since I do suffer from coulrophobia1. My fascination started with Jack Nicholson’s portrayal in the Tim Burton…

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December 1, 2013 at 7:34 pm | Action Figures, Batman, Manchild at Play (Toys), Villains | 4 comments

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The Pained Man | Creepypasta

IT HURTS

The wind whistles against the windows. The storm is picking up again. I reach over and turn the dial up on my electric heater. The lamp on the desk flickers, temporarily bathing the room in darkness, leaving me with only the laptop screen to illuminate my hands. It’s almost 1AM…

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October 31, 2013 at 8:34 pm | Halloween | 1 comment

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No Dogs Please, We’re Cat People

As Good as it Gets

I had the pleasure of unexpectedly dog-sitting with my girlfriend this week. Consider this post to be an extended apology to the dog in question. There’s a conflicting dichotomy at work here. Regard the following: I have always been a die-hard cat lover. I realise the odds are good that…

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October 20, 2013 at 3:14 pm | Real Life | No comment

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Manchild at Play: Arkham City Solomon Grundy

Solomon Grundy in his box.

You may already be aware of a small obsession I have with the Batman Arkham games and the toys based on those character designs – I’ve shown off my little collection before in a self-indulgent display of “look how much disposable income I have (LOL)”. You can consider this to…

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September 28, 2013 at 12:00 pm | Action Figures, Batman, Manchild at Play (Toys) | 8 comments

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SPORE – Part 1: Birth of the One-Eyed Monster | Game for a Blog

A creature that looks like a penis.

Recently I had the massive urge to replay SPORE, mostly because that funny Canadian chap Sips of the Yogscast has been giving it a go and it did look damned fun. I thought I’d chronicle the birth and growth of a species of my own design, just for kicks. What…

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September 21, 2013 at 2:35 am | Articles, Video Games | No comment

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An Open Letter Regarding Batfleck

Batfleck

Have you heard the news? Courtesy of my favourite Taiwanese news-reporting animation team! The internet has exploded over the announcement of “Batfleck” (don’t blame me, I didn’t come up with the name – I was going to call him “BatAffleck”). The issue was even particularly contentious in the office where…

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August 25, 2013 at 4:13 pm | Batman, Films, Vaguely Topical | 2 comments

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Manchild at Play: Back to the Future LEGO

The finished product.

I bloody love Back to the Future. Who doesn’t? You’d have to literally be the worst person in the world not to. It’s just wholesome good fun, a story about two friends – a rebellious teen and a crazy mad scientist. You couldn’t get this film made today. You know…

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August 15, 2013 at 11:13 pm | LEGO, Manchild at Play (Toys) | No comment

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Being Original Is Hard: Video Game Songs That Sound Suspiciously like Popular Music (And Vice Versa)

Led Fantasy VII

I don’t know much about music, and I don’t really want to know too much about the mechanics of song-writing. I’ve always been worried that knowing how music works will take some of the magic out of listening to it; I don’t want to be mid-way through one of my…

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August 10, 2013 at 1:54 pm | Articles, Video Games | No comment

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They’re Coming to Take Our Pr0n Away! (Ho-Ho, Hee-Hee, Ha-Ha!)

A man rescuing his computer from a burning building, presumably it was set on fire by the Conservative party.

The following is completely opinion-based, has no factual basis and should be taken at face value for what it is – a biased diatribe against government control of the web. Oh dear. It’s time for another of those blog posts that’s topical and probably won’t have any relevance in a…

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July 23, 2013 at 10:36 pm | Opinion Pieces, Technology, Vaguely Topical | 2 comments

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