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A Random Collection of Thoughts on Skyfall

Skyfall

I went to the nearest multiplex cinema with the two blokes and a chick yesterday, and there was an interesting turn of events. Prior to seeing the film, the two blokes weren’t brilliantly keen on Daniel Craig’s Bond and I was rather fond of him (he would rank second behind…

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November 4, 2012 at 9:46 pm | Films, James Bond, Three Blokes and a Chick Watch | 2 comments

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Three Blokes and a Chick Watch: From Russia With Love

From Russia with Love

Well shit. It had to happen eventually, didn’t it? We’ve found a Bond film that I can never remember jack about, and that’s because not only is it pretty damn good, but it’s also probably the only Bond film with no gimmick other than being a straight up old-fashioned spy…

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October 14, 2012 at 12:39 am | Films, James Bond, Three Blokes and a Chick Watch | No comment

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Two Blokes and a Chick Watch: Moonraker

Best moment in the film. DAT FACE.

Moonraker is often remembered as BOND IN SPACE as it’s the one film where Bond transcends his role of special agent to become an astronaut. It’s also one of the more formulaic of the Bond films, being almost a carbon-copy of its predecessor The Spy Who Loved Me, albeit with…

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August 31, 2012 at 9:11 pm | Films, James Bond, Three Blokes and a Chick Watch | No comment

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Three Blokes and a Chick Watch: Die Another Day

Nyah

When Die Another Day first came out in cinemas, I went to see it an instantly took a severe dislike to it (translation: it turned me into a frothing, raging fanboy). It felt like a missed opportunity to truly celebrate the 40th anniversary of Bond ruined by CGI, bad writing…

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August 27, 2012 at 11:09 pm | Films, James Bond, Three Blokes and a Chick Watch | No comment

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Three Blokes and a Chick Watch: For Your Eyes Only

Martine stares at the audience

I don’t like For Your Eyes Only very much. It’s a genuinely difficult film to remember after any period of time on account of being a truly forgettable experience. Case in point, following the film I asked the other two blokes and the chick what they remembered from what they’d…

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August 17, 2012 at 8:26 pm | Films, James Bond, Three Blokes and a Chick Watch | No comment

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Three Blokes and a Chick Watch: Goldfinger

Goldfinger Laser Scene

For me, weekends mean booze, video games and movies. I do this in the company of my other half and two very good friends. We often notice things about films we love, and because we care we pull them apart and chastise them. Here’s the first in a series of…

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August 11, 2012 at 1:08 pm | Films, James Bond, Three Blokes and a Chick Watch | No comment

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PC Elitism – Because PC Owners Can Be Smug Pricks Too

PC Master Race

So I’ve lambasted Apple and stuck my nose up at the smuggery of the self-satisfied lifestyle that they promote, but I feel like maybe I’ve been unfair. Perhaps I’ve been overly biased, because very recently I saw something that made my blood boil and caused me to reach an epiphany….

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June 4, 2012 at 9:08 pm | Opinion Pieces, Technology, Video Games | 4 comments

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Video Game Scavenger Hunts, a.k.a the Art Director Really Wants You to Appreciate Their Hard Work

A GTA 3 hidden package

Were scavenger hunts ever fun in games? Is there nothing more tedious than scouring a digital landscape for small digital tokens? Look, I get it: it took sodding ages to create these digital worlds and one way to make sure that the player appreciates every corner of the map (and…

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May 16, 2012 at 12:19 am | Articles, Trophy Hunter's Club, Video Games | No comment

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There’s No ‘I’ in ‘Team’, Except for Apple’s Marketing iTeam

No Solicting - No Religious Queries - No Apple Fans

If you know me at all then you might be aware of my hangups over Apple products. There’s a vast misconception that I don’t like Apple hardware and software and that I’ve a personal embargo on the purchase of aforementioned products. Not at all! This is absurd for the following…

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May 7, 2012 at 6:56 pm | Opinion Pieces, Technology | 2 comments

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Why I Can’t Be a Bastard in Fallout: New Vegas

Max Valerion Head

This article contains potential spoilers for Fallout 3 and Fallout New Vegas. You have been warned! To aid those not familiar with Fallout or the next-gen games in the series, I’ve linked to related wiki articles where possible. That said, I’m not promising that this will make this any easier…

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April 26, 2012 at 11:27 pm | Articles, Video Games, Villains | 2 comments

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