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In which Sean completely misses the point in what a hobby is supposed to be.
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January 4, 2020 at 1:45 pm | Trophy Hunter's Club, Video Games | No comment
Tags: PS3, PS4, spreadsheets, trophies
I love the Hitman series of games. If you don’t know what the Hitman games are about, I wrote a “quick start” guide on the series that you can read by clicking this link right here. The Hitman games aren’t really about plot. The plot in a Hitman game is…
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March 22, 2019 at 5:00 pm | Articles, Video Games | No comment
Tags: Agent 47, Hitman, Hitman 2: Silent Assassin, Hitman: Absolution, Hitman: Blood Money, Hitman: Contracts
I have one of those email addresses that’s generic enough to be accidentally entered as I signed up for it with a particular service back when they first launched their email service. Without typing it out for all the world to see, it’s basically my name. It’s such a generic…
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December 28, 2018 at 10:30 pm | Real Life, Technology | No comment
Tags: Please just check what bloody email address you have typed before clicking send, Please stop signing up to shit with my email address
I’ve been meaning to archive a lot of my university stuff for a long time. While horrendously outdated, it certainly provides a lot of insight into how my brain handles education and, who knows, maybe someone can benefit from my university coursework? The digital media project was the final year…
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July 29, 2018 at 5:00 pm | Articles, Portfolio and Work, University Work, Video Games | No comment
The following is an extract from Tales of Sin: The Mercenaries’ Tale, a story that is currently a work-in-progress. The story takes place in a science-fiction setting so please excuse any terms that may seem oddly out of place in this story that could otherwise take place in our world,…
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October 31, 2017 at 6:00 pm | Halloween | No comment
Tags: creepypasta, well okay it's not really a creepypasta but it's a bit like Jeff the Killer so close enough I guess?
…or potentially any modern computer, for that matter! EDIT 26/01/20: this post is wrong. While it provides a method of running Discworld Noir, it’s not the best way to run it in Windows 10. No, there’s a fix for the executable file that some clever bugger came up with that…
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June 15, 2017 at 10:30 pm | Articles, Computer and Program Fixes, Video Games | 6 comments
Tags: Discworld, Discworld Noir
My name is Big Boss. It’s night time and I’m skulking through a village in Afghanistan occupied by Soviet forces. At least, I think I’m Big Boss. I’ve just come out of a 9-year coma and there were some strange things that went on at the hospital when I woke…
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April 30, 2017 at 12:00 pm | Reviews, Video Games | No comment
Tags: Big Boss, game review, Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes, Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker, MGS, Venom Snake
I’ve reached a milestone in my life recently: both of my grandfathers passed away within months of each other. There’s been no massive amounts of sadness on my part, but there has been a lot of guilt niggling at the back of my head because it seems that my values…
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February 8, 2017 at 11:00 pm | Real Life | No comment
Tags: Grandads we love you, RIP
There’s a chap called Brant Steele who made a Hunger Games simulator1. You can play it at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames. I’ve seen a fair few runs of the simulator crop up on Tumblr (the one with Sonic the Hedgehog characters comes to mind) and I fancied a crack at it myself. I…
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January 21, 2017 at 12:00 am | Batman, Characters, Death Battle!, James Bond | No comment
Tags: 007, 1966 TV Batman, Ace Ventura, Adam West, Agent J, Batman, Captain Jack Sparrow, Commander Sam Vimes, Deadly Premonition, Dennis the Menace, Detective Francis York Morgan, detectives, Discworld, Discworld Noir, Gabe Logan, Inspector Clouseau, James Bond, Jim Carrey, Jim West, Lupin III, Max Payne, Men In Black, Metal Gear Solid, MGS, Philip Marlowe, Pirates of the Caribbean, Postman Pat, Solid Snake, Sonic the Hedgehog, Syphon Filter, Tails, The Mask, The Pink Panther, Thomas the Tank Engine, Toy Story, Wallace and Gromit, Wild Wild West, Will Smith, Woody
Hi there! You’ve possibly been sent an email from a chap called Sean which contains a link to this web page. Let me explain. I received your email. Your email has been successfully delivered to Sean Patrick Payne. If that’s who you were aiming to send it to, then congratulations!…
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January 7, 2017 at 11:39 am | Real Life, Technology | No comment
Tags: Please just check what bloody email address you have typed before clicking send, spam
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