No Time to Die comes out this year so I thought I’d put down in words a guess as to how it’ll end that, on reflection, most of the fanbase also probably believes will happen.
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January 19, 2020 at 12:00 pm | James Bond, Random Guesswork, This Stuff Probably Isn't Relevant Now | No comment
Tags: 007, fan theory, James Bond, No Time to Die
There’s a chap called Brant Steele who made a Hunger Games simulator1. You can play it at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames. I’ve seen a fair few runs of the simulator crop up on Tumblr (the one with Sonic the Hedgehog characters comes to mind) and I fancied a crack at it myself. I…
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January 21, 2017 at 12:00 am | Batman, Characters, Death Battle!, James Bond | No comment
Tags: 007, 1966 TV Batman, Ace Ventura, Adam West, Agent J, Batman, Captain Jack Sparrow, Commander Sam Vimes, Deadly Premonition, Dennis the Menace, Detective Francis York Morgan, detectives, Discworld, Discworld Noir, Gabe Logan, Inspector Clouseau, James Bond, Jim Carrey, Jim West, Lupin III, Max Payne, Men In Black, Metal Gear Solid, MGS, Philip Marlowe, Pirates of the Caribbean, Postman Pat, Solid Snake, Sonic the Hedgehog, Syphon Filter, Tails, The Mask, The Pink Panther, Thomas the Tank Engine, Toy Story, Wallace and Gromit, Wild Wild West, Will Smith, Woody
Die Another Day was possibly one of the worst James Bond films ever made1. In attempting to tip a hat and slyly nod to previous James Bond films, it turned into a camp over-the-top monstrosity, bloated with smug performances and a plot that wouldn’t look out of place in a…
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July 25, 2015 at 10:00 am | Films, James Bond | No comment
Tags: 007, creepypasta, Die Another Day, fan theory, James Bond, Pierce Brosnan
As a die-hard James Bond fan, one of the biggest struggles is coming to terms with one of the larger ever-present issues the franchise has: continuity. If that’s a foreign word to you, it refers to how a work of fiction progresses as a whole. For example, Doctor Who has…
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May 23, 2015 at 10:00 am | Films, James Bond, Video Games | No comment
Tags: 007, 007 Legends, Doctor Who, GoldenEye, Goldfinger, James Bond, That bloody Aston Martin DB5
You have to understand that there’s a reason I like Casino Royale so much. Put yourself in my position – you’ve just watched the Bond franchise fire a nail gun into its own ball-sack over and over for two hours in the absolutely dire Die Another Day, a film that…
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December 31, 2012 at 11:21 pm | Films, James Bond, Three Blokes and a Chick Watch | No comment
Tags: 007, Casino Royale, Daniel Craig, James Bond, movie recap, movie review
If there’s something to be said about A View to a Kill, it’s that it’s 80’s. Very 80’s. If AVtaK (which in itself sounds like a failed Sinclair or Amstrad computer) was a person, it would grease back its hair, wear cheap suits from Woolworths, carry a brick phone and…
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November 9, 2012 at 4:49 pm | Films, James Bond, Three Blokes and a Chick Watch | No comment
Tags: 007, A View to a Kill, Christopher Walken, James Bond, movie recap, movie review, Roger Moore
I went to the nearest multiplex cinema with the two blokes and a chick yesterday, and there was an interesting turn of events. Prior to seeing the film, the two blokes weren’t brilliantly keen on Daniel Craig’s Bond and I was rather fond of him (he would rank second behind…
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November 4, 2012 at 9:46 pm | Films, James Bond, Three Blokes and a Chick Watch | 2 comments
Tags: 007, Batman, Daniel Craig, James Bond, Seriously it's basically The Dark Knight, Skyfall
Well shit. It had to happen eventually, didn’t it? We’ve found a Bond film that I can never remember jack about, and that’s because not only is it pretty damn good, but it’s also probably the only Bond film with no gimmick other than being a straight up old-fashioned spy…
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October 14, 2012 at 12:39 am | Films, James Bond, Three Blokes and a Chick Watch | No comment
Tags: 007, From Russia with Love, James Bond, movie recap, movie review, Red Grant, Sean Connery
Moonraker is often remembered as BOND IN SPACE as it’s the one film where Bond transcends his role of special agent to become an astronaut. It’s also one of the more formulaic of the Bond films, being almost a carbon-copy of its predecessor The Spy Who Loved Me, albeit with…
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August 31, 2012 at 9:11 pm | Films, James Bond, Three Blokes and a Chick Watch | No comment
Tags: 007, James Bond, Jaws is the best henchman ever, Moonraker, movie recap, movie review, Roger Moore
When Die Another Day first came out in cinemas, I went to see it an instantly took a severe dislike to it (translation: it turned me into a frothing, raging fanboy). It felt like a missed opportunity to truly celebrate the 40th anniversary of Bond ruined by CGI, bad writing…
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August 27, 2012 at 11:09 pm | Films, James Bond, Three Blokes and a Chick Watch | No comment
Tags: 007, bad film, Die Another Day, James Bond, movie recap, movie review, Pierce Brosnan
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